partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*jake from state farm shows up at your front door. his khakis are super hot. you can’t resist the temptation to get an affordable insurance quote*

(via its-always-necessary)

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

(via fckingchace)